Thursday, June 30, 2011

Um Isn't He Looking For an Escort?


OK he did not email me. He's 25.

If I'm wearing stilettos, well, then you can be sure it's because I'm using them to stick them up his ass and not for his pleasure but mine. When the hell did men get the idea that we were here to be their barbie dolls??!?!?


CLIENT 9 CALLING:

People invite me to dinner. Whether I’m making new friends with the other guests I meet at a Wynn hotel or meeting up with old high school friends at Buddakan, my outgoing and dynamic nature makes me accessible. I’m as adept at diversifying my social circle as I am my portfolio. And while I’m fortunate to enough to enjoy the fruits of my work hard play hard life with escapes to sit poolside in the Bahamas, have a place in Long Island or floor seats to a Knicks game, I’m more than a clever Wall Street guy who’s able to satisfy my 5 star tastes. I’m an explorer who’s always out to find the newest hot spot in the city. I’m the one who genuinely enjoys the challenges and mental stimulation of my work and how it propels me forward to be better in my life. I’m the son who values growing up in a warm, loving family. And there’s nothing like sharing with the right girl. The one who likes how I immediately shut of my phone when we sit down at Nobu to listen to you. The one who smiles when you see my wheels turning and can tell that I’m observing and analyzing. The one who knows that there’s nothing better than finding the loyal one who lights up your mind and heart-just by being together. 
I'm looking for…
You’re ready to check out the latest lounge or eatery. Prefer stilettos and champagne to sandals and campfire. Despite your high energy, you’re easy-going and comfortable. You like your family. You have a good heart. True and devoted. You’re fully engaged in your work or have a special passion outside of it. An optimist, your glass is not only half-full, it’s full of Dom Perignon. You’ll hop on a plane at the drop of a hat. Take a vacation in any season. You can bond with my friends while relaxing poolside in the Bahamas, and party with their girlfriends later at the club. Ultimately, we’ll both find comfort in knowing that while many things will come and go, what we create together will always be ours.