Meet Fred Flintstone...who cannot spell btw

Hey FRED, GET A CLUE. EVERY WOMAN IS A PRINCESS AND DESERVES TO BE TREATED AS SUCH. Oh and try using a dictionary next time you write your ass backwards bio of outdated wants!

I'm looking for…

a serious woman only , that knows what she wants and where she is going with life ,and on date.chatting online is not serious to my opinion.serious person get a subscription(its better to spend 30 bucks on your future than on 2 drinks in a bar),and emailing to a potential match based on preferences.do not waist your time email me if you consider yourself a princess or a jap or whatever-- i like homie women,that loves to cook,keeps a clean house, loves to please their men and wants to have a family life.i doesn't really matter if you a lawyer,rockets scientist, or a hair dresser, as long as you good to me !

The 44 Year Old Single Guy Who Will Be The 100 Year Old Single Guy

Are you KIDDING ME? "with no attitude"...this is the guy that treats women like children. Remember when your father said to you, "Don't give me any attitude!"

Hey buddy, get a clue! We are not objects that have a string you pull and we spit out the emotion you want. If you've been receiving "attitude" I'm willing to bet my life's savings it's because you're a douche to women.

I'm looking for…

I am looking for a woman with a good heart, good family and no attitude. I would love to meet a woman who gauges someone's heart over their looks.

ALL About Me

The name dropper...because you know looking like Crowe and sounding like Sarsgaard make for a good mate. And oh yes, he went to HAAAVAD...land of the cheaters btw. OH OH and to top it off, even though he's 38 he will NOT meet a woman older than 33. Ageist piece of garbage!

It should say: ALL About Me

Women tell me I look like Russell Crowe, sound like Peter Sarsgaard and have the most genuine smile in New York - what do they know?! I’m a driven, family-oriented, Harvard educated man who’s done a bit in my time. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did I’d like to think I was Ernest Hemingway in a previous life. Not that I’m an abusive, alcoholic writer, but from living with a hill tribe in Thailand to helping out the secret service, I like to taste all that life has. A good deal of my time is spent as a lawyer specializing in patent litigation where I represent some of the world's biggest high-tech companies. Challenging work, but I enjoy it. I still make sure to spend time with my family and go out with friends. All that and a good run in Central Park make me happy.

What a jerk-off. See what is coming next!

What I'm Looking For

I'm looking for "a girl with extensions in her hair, bamboo earrings, at least two pair, A fendi bag and a bad attitude, Thats all I need to get me in a good mood , She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang , I love it when a woman aint scared to do her thing"... If I can't find that then I'm willing to settle for a genuine, playful and intelligent professional woman.

And even though he's a HAVAAAAAD grad and a lawyer he's cheap:

My perfect first date

I'm all for elaborate fun dates but think a first 'date' should be kept simple. Meet up for a drink or a cup of joe and take it from there. Chemistry, attraction and laughter are good indicators.

What a Bunch of Losers NYC Men Are!

I received an email alert from meetup.com for what was supposed to be a group that is categorized as FUN Time NYC only to open it and find this pathetic bunch of losers.

http://www.meetup.com/I-Loved-A-Witch/?gj=wg2_ej1b&a=wg2_l2

This is a fun meet up support group for single men all over the world, who has been heart broken by manipulative women. we meet in the New York City area once a month. Come and join us for wine and beer nights around the New York City area to have our guys talk and listen to relationship experts!

If you are a single man who has been heart broken by a woman who looks like an angel and acts like a witch; you are in the right place! If you are married or in a relationship and picture your wife or girlfriend walking around with a broom and a hat; you are also in the right place!

Feel free to pop over and tell them what a bunch or whiny morons they are.

My Refrigerator

Well, I don't have the IM. I should have copied it for all of you but you'll have to just take my word for this one.

A couple of nights ago I IM'd a guy on the dating site I joined and his questions consisted of the following:

What's did you have for dinner?

What did you cook for dinner?

What's in your refrigerator?

All I kept thinking was "Really? Really you have a son? Someone let you procreate with them? Are most women this desperate?"