You've Got Mail! Update on The Prick From Previous Post

This has happened to me at least four times in my life. For some reason I am often contacted by men I've left or who have left me, months to years later. I of course can never really know what's in their heads or hearts but I suspect because I choose not to treat men I like or care about in a bitchy manner, they eventually come back to me in their minds and call, email or text me eventually.

I found this to be the case yet again. I found the following in a dating site's email box. What this Prick doesn't know is I saw him with his date. I don't think she'd be too happy to learn that while he was with her he was thinking of me and worse actually wrote me. I guess he forgot about our earlier exchange where I called him an asshole. Or worse liked being called one.

But you know what? I think I'm on to something. I guess better late than never. If only I behaved like a bitch to the Shmooo because apparently being bitchy gets men to want you immediately.

From: evan_1969 Date: 11/16/2011 Subject: Hi
	Hey! Saw you at trivia night last night at [*&^^]! So did you win anything? How are things? E