Monday, October 24, 2011

A Beautiful Mess



You've got the best of both worlds
You're the kind of girl who can take down a man,
And lift him back up again
You are strong but you're needy,
Humble but you're greedy
And based on your body language,
And shoddy cursive I've been reading
Your style is quite selective,
though your mind is rather reckless
Well I guess it just suggests
that this is just what happiness is

Hey, what a beautiful mess this is
It's like picking up trash in dresses

Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you write
Kind of turn themselves into knives
And don't mind my nerve you could call it fiction
But I like being submerged in your contradictions, dear
'Cause here we are, here we are

Although you were biased I love your advice
Your comebacks ‒ they're quick
And probably have to do with your insecurities
There's no shame in being crazy,
Depending on how you take these
Words that paraphrasing this relationship we're staging

And what a beautiful mess, yes it is
It's like picking up trash in dresses

Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you say
Kind of turn themselves into blades
And the kind and courteous is a life I've heard
But it's nice to say that we played in the dirt
'Cause here, here we are, here we are
Here we are [x7]

We're still here
What a beautiful mess this is
It's like taking a guess when the only answer is "Yes"

Through timeless words and priceless pictures
We'll fly like birds not of this earth

And tides ‒ they turn ‒ and hearts disfigure
But that's no concern when we're wounded together

And we tore our dresses and stained our shirts
But it's nice today. Oh, the wait was so worth it. 

Friday, October 21, 2011

10 Reasons Why the iPhone4 is Better Than Dating The Shmooo

10. When you talk to the iPhone4s it responds.
9. The iPhone 4s gives you facetime.
8. iPhone 4s is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference.
7. The iPhone4s's camera is so sharp everything looks exactly as it should.
6. It comes with Siri, which not only understands what you say, it knows what you mean and Siri makes phone calls & sends messages.
5. With all-new optics, the light is always right, the color is always vivid, and everything will look even better than you remember.
4. It comes with comprehensive repair coverage including up to two incidents of accidental damage coverage.
3. Apple experts can answer questions and help solve problems
2. It's performance is fast and stability is rock-solid.
1. The iPhone4s is automatic, effortless, and seamless. And it just works.4

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Beware Of The Mindfucker


Beware of the mindfucks - from Urban Dictionary

a concept or argument which is fraught with contradictions, and is used as a control tool.

verb: to confuse or reshape your thought the way the "mindfucker" wants you to think. making you question, doubt, or acquire a new set of ideas based off what the perpetrator has told you.

Deliberately producing misleading information to an innocent victim for the amusement or enjoyment of it and usually produced out of boredom or spite of that person or group.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

A More Intimate Post


I dated this man for about a month:

"I'm a fun loving guy who loves to be active. I am intelligent, ambitious, generous to a fault, loving, caring, passionate, funny, honest and loyal. I love to travel and try new things. I am also a sports fan especially Hockey (Rangers) and Football (Giants) but I also enjoy going to most other sporting events. Keeping in shape is pretty important to me. I try to run, lift and do yoga on a regular basis andI hope to find someone who also enjoys being active.It's not a requirement though. So, if I've caught your interest and you'd like to know more let know. Can't wait to hear from you!"

He listed himself as athletic build but when I met him clearly he was at least 50 lbs overweight. I also think he changed his
bio recently because he had the Yankees listed and he also added: I'm looking for: a date, friend along with marriage and children, which were the only things listed before.

But here's the kicker he wrote this as well: "Communication will make or break a relationship. If you have problems communicating, get therapy and learn how to talk. There are not enough miles on earth to run, enough minutes in a lifetime to think, nor epiphanies in circulation that can benefit your mind, body, and spirit better than an honest and open conversation.Indecis ion is a relationship killer. Ambiguity and lying are close bed fellows."

This guy is the one who needs the therapy the most. He was the biggest game player, refused to communicate and at the littlest attempts to talk maturely with him he would make put downs or tell me I didn't need to say that, as in my telling him that after a few weeks of dating an invite to my home was not a sign of an invite for something sexual. I said it nicer of course.

OK so why am I writing this post. I almost got completely off topic. Well, you see the games really messed me up. As someone who truly wants to go into a relationship with openness and the best of intentions and not already wanting to believe someone is lying I let some things slide, but this was like the story of the frog in a pot. The next thing I know I'm feeling angry and hurt and disrespected. My poor friends listened to my unbalanced emotions trying to make sense of what I was feeling verses what was being said to me. BTW that's called Crazymaking and it's a legitimate term of emotional abuse.

In the effort to find some sanity for my choice in allowing this person into my life even for a brief time I - now that I'm more calm and at peace want to list the things I actually liked about this person:

He was generous, charming, and politically conservative and pro- Israel.

What I didn't like about him:
He was unstable, unreliable, played too many games ie: lying about problems with his phone and forcing me to speak to his vm and not returning texts (none of which were initiated by me on a daily basis mind you), which leads to more games of control issues, and he is a coward.

I will never be able to understand why he said the following to me: "If that's what it takes to get you hooked on me I'll do it because I want you hooked."

I suppose he couldn't really see me as another person, which allowed him to play the games he did with no guilt. But if I could give some advice to any single men coming upon this blog it would be to remind you not to do these things. We really do not need nor want you to tell us things that aren't true. You aren't sparing our feelings. In fact by doing so you are just working an inflated ego of yours. Really we are ok if you are "just not that into us." Don't string us along.