A Dullard Would Probably Not realize She's a Dullard

I agree only I think the pronoun needs to be changed to HE.

"I am a hopeless romantic looking for someone to share my gummy bears. Yes, even though I work out I have a sweet tooth. I enjoying writing inflammatory material to stir up the political pot. I've written for the Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, Philadelphia Inquirer and lots of other places. Right now, I'm working on an article about all women health clubs. I applied for membership to see what would happen. What else can I tell you? Don't write me if you are a dullard. (Although, a dullard would probably not realize she's a dullard. That's why she's a dullard.) In any event I am not attracted to dullards. My favorite quote is, "If you keep doing what you do you'll keep getting what you get." Think about it. Random fact: I secretly love watching chick flicks. Got any recommendations ?"

Hmmm, he's writing a stale story that's been done tons of time before about trying to crash a chick gym. How impressive.

Loser Of The Day

I am toying with the idea of the daily loser of the day post or perhaps loser of the week. That's yet to be determined. But notice how this asshat says he's not into head games yet his entire About Me is a fuckwad head game that says nothing. Why? Cause he's an actor. He's so into being funny that he refuses to give proper information about himself and forgets that there is an entirely whole other human being involved in this process of dating.

Oddly enough his photos show a handsome man and he's nicely dressed so either they are costumes from when he did some two-bit part somewhere or his parent are loaded, which is why is is 48 years old and still has no woman, doesn't know if he wants children and is still playing baby games to be an actor with no real job to support himself.

And now meet the Loser of the Day:

About Me

Actor,SAG and AFTRA member. Sitcom writer in search of a network, or cable station.Mets, Jets, Rangers fan.Not into head games, unless it's chess, or a game that makes you think. Love to play softball, football,tennis, volleyball. I like comedy. Abbott & Costello,Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, Benny Hill and a lot more, and I love to make people laugh.. As Shakespeare said, "Brevity is the soul of wit." so if any interested parties want to know more, please contact our customer service dept and a representative will be glad to assist your inquiry.

Background

Grew up in:

The third planet from the Sun

Area of study:

The Kama Sutra volumes 1-20

Occupation:

Other

What I do:

Make people laugh

Annual income:

Will tell you later

Oh Yes He Did...

I'm looking for…

I am looking for someone who won't steal my wallet. LOL Actually I am looking for someone who will laugh at my bad jokes. And kiss me when she wants me to shut up. Someone who will never lie even if I won't like what she has to say. Did I mention she has a high sex drive as well as high IQ? Laughs. Drinks. Romance.

The "I did not have time to go to a professional photographer" But "You Must Be Pretty and Positive" Guy

Most women will want to know that I am much more than I appear, beyond the outer appearance I am a throwback to the romantic era, a time that I feel has passed. OK I am a bit cynical, but there is truth in advertising. By the way I can honestly say I am the kind of man you would want to to know. Did I get your attention yet? Forget the photo, I did not have time to go to a professional photographer. Must be confident, otherwise do not bother to contact me, now I know I got your attention. Love music, Film Noir, and romantic hideaways, I hope you are that special woman that I can take to my favorite places in the city. A good heart and a very direct guy I will always be completely honest with you. One thing I can be certain about, when you are on a date with me you will always have my full attention.

I would like to meet a woman of real quality. Someone who could look me in the eyes and be honest. You must be self-confident, and independent. Physical attraction is a must, so be pretty and positive. By the way I do believe in the old adage "love at first sight". I especially love women who show their sense of humor, and I am looking for my heart and soul, I promise you I will give you my heart, my soul, my attention, and most of all something I am dying to give, my true love. Be old school love at first sight type of person, yes I may seem idealistic, but I want to sweep you off your feet. I will guarantee one thing, you will be happy you met me, I believe that love at first sight cliche. Looking for that long term relationship especially seeking a fun spontaneous woman who desires an attentive companion.

Any face to face meeting is great. Does not matter if it is for a drink, coffee, or a nice simple dinner.

My idea of an ideal relationship would be someone I can talk to on a deeper level, and effect on a deeper level. Must be able to stand up for their beliefs.

My past

Always listen to your partner, and to compromise is to understand. I think that I have always been able to attract the beautiful woman, but I do realize that to have stimulating, spontaneous conversation is so much more attractive. There is nothing wrong in getting into a heated argument and making up, sparks are always good for a healthy relationship.

Photos and Ages

I'm so tempted to copy and past photos and the ages these men say they are. Just wondering if they think that women who do online dating are BLIND!

Hint to men who online date: If you're 55+ and write that you are 40 you are just making yourself look horrendously wrinkled and old and ain't no woman wants to HIT that.

Movie Guy

And his screen name used the word bladder...not joking. Nuff said:

I have lived in NYC most of my life and try to be "at peace w the world" (at least most days anyway and as much as this city would allow)...At the end of the day its everything in moderation. I am all about sharing new adventures and experiences while drawing from those of others. Willing to learn in as much as teach. Ideally, I seek out new friends and connections rooted in some semblance of metaphysics (or spiritualty) while openly expressed in romance, art, music, spontenaeity. Anything, and everything. That said, I tend to shy away from any silly reservations, drama, or people with esteem issues who are not "comfortable with themselves". For that there is therapy. Dont let any of this scare you anymore than Scientology ! .... Movies : Long list ... Tarkovsky, 24 Hour Party People , Big Lebowsky, Coen brothers, 80's Slapstick, Woody Allen, Ganster- Flicks.... Thomas Hardy, Tolstoy, Kant, Sartre. NPR "M eet the Depressed" J-E-T- S Music: I am a bit of a music geek ...for the most part I like World, Balkan, Bossa Nova, Electronic, Post Punk, Cold Wave, Roots Reggae, Bluegrass .... Depeche Mode, Joy Division, Cure, Morrissey , Manu Chao , Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave, Billie Holiday, The Church, , Junior Boys, Hank Williams, Elvis, ... Anything on Factory Records Feel free to say hi !

The Don't Ask Me Anything Guy- Not Surprised Since He's a DOCTOR

About Me

I am passionate about social justice (BARF- the most meaningless over used sheeple word), everything Beatles, Dylan, Springsteen, Motown, my niece, dogs, classic and foreign film, centrist politics, soft kisses, creamy ice cream, bookstores, slow central park jogs, and dancing when no one is watching. While I was born in Brooklyn, and have lived in Atlanta, Israel, and Syracuse, I've lived most of the last 20 years on the upper west side of Manhattan. A physician with other degrees, I've worked mostly in non profit health administration, and I currently help administer a large NYC home health care program. My professional integrity is important to me. Women have told me that I'm introspective, very direct, giving, honest, evolved, kind, and definitely a gemini with a complex, dual nature. No worries, Jdates do seem to recognize me from my pictures. I can still run 10 miles in the park, and carry home 4 bags of groceries from Gristedes. I've dated many with children and it seems to agree with me.

I'm looking for…

You are adorable, accepting, nurturing, look like your pics, love simple pleasures, are well groomed, feminine, therapized and unconventional. ( Let's see, he wants a therapized but unconventional woman. Can you say SHMUCK?! Therapy is the most common thing in NYC.) You are not into extreme sports, loud bars, or always at the gym. You do not believe that a guy has to be a caveman, a bad boy, or a mind reader to be a good date. You can make the first move. You don't feel that you need to interview me online or ask me what i like to do for fun. You have read my entire profile and feel there will be a strong mutual chemical spark.